Latest challenge is to RNG some crazily named apples into a story (here's hoping I roll up Crown Prince Rudolph), so I'm going to track them here. Not sure how inspiring some weird apple names are going to be, but what the hell.
Russet Beauty (lord)
Crow Egg (cool)
Prairie Spy (okay..)
They sound like lesser racehorse names. What's that series of thriller novels where the sleuth is a former jockey? Dick Francis? He'd have a field day with these.